make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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