are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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