God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He passed out mid-signature
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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