Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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