if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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