Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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