ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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