what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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