We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
COCAINE IS GR8
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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