kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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