i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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