"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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