I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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