i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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