The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I am mentally ready for anal.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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