I'm so fucking centered right now
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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