i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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