My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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