There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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