Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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