I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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