Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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