I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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