I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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