jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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