If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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