I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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