how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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