u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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