Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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