i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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