would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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