Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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