Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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