In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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