I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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