Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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