Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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