Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He shit in the fireplace
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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