I'm going to jail i love you
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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