I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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