If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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