oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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