the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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