The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize