Pappa wants mamma naked
I think I am morally bankrupt
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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