I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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