just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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