But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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