is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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